A unique, but I feel appropriate metaphor in some cases. I feel as if he is cheating on me and I’m aware of it and unable to stop it. Heroin is the mistress and I have to watch as my boyfriend walks out the door and goes to her every day. That bitch gets all his time, all his money and all his thoughts and she honestly doesn’t even make him happy. This is what addiction feels like to me being on this side of things.
Trying to be skinny while simultaneously wanting to eat all of the cupcakes is a special type of hell. A hell that I am a part of daily. I’ve finally realized that I have to do the adult thing and start taking care of my body. This was not an easy decision and one that I regret every time I have a salad with no cheese and dressing on the side (Yes, I’ve turned into one of those people).
Typically the longer you’ve been in a relationship the less likely you are to make time for date night. It happens to the best of us, so no need to fret. You get comfortable in a relationship and date nights turn into getting takeout and watching Netflix. This has certainly happened to me (no complaints here). But no matter how long you have been with someone it is always important to make time for an actual date night…like actually leaving your home and going out in public.
So, I started this blog promising to keep it one hundred with you guys. Saying I have an unhealthy relationship with food is a severe understatement. But I have a learned a lot from my numerous failures to lead a healthy lifestyle and I’m going to share the tips that help me keep moving forward after a slip-up (aka how I recover from binge eating a 12 pack of ice cream bars…).
So you’ve been crying more than usual lately. Me too. Let’s overanalyze this together…
You really have to keep the humor alive while you’re out there dating. Because let’s face it, trying to find your
soulmate future ex-husband is draining. So, I have gathered a few quotes to give you a little chuckle after you’ve had another terrible first date. Grab a glass of wine (or chocolate milk if you’re sober) and scroll on down.